What would you do if you found out you'd just married a vampire? When an academic studying monsters winds up falling in love with a blood-sucking Nosferatu, his vampire-hunting friend tries to talk him out of it. But not many people use logic when it comes to matters of love and supernatural vampire hypnosis. Still, with vampires, potential victims tend to be careful or they tend to be dead, which just goes to show that even romance can be monstrous...